Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
Six hundred goddamn AD
Six hundred. Goddamn AD.
This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.
This is 49 minutes of Noel Coward speaking. This is how Chris Colfer is going to be speaking during the movie. YOU ARE WELCOME.
my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard
Honestly if you don't support the ideals of Dashcon you don't deserve to be allowed a Tumblr in my opinion
New Maleficent figure from Sideshow Collectibles ( x)
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion
Easter Egg Cameo: Excedrine and h2o the morning after.
The full The Avengers Gag Reel (blu ray cut) for your pleasure.
Need this on my dash again.
This was legit funny as hell!
COULSON! I WILL AVENGE YOU! I WILL GET THE AVENGERS! COULSON!
When a 19 year old film is still 100% accurate.