This Ain't Therapy... or Anything.
I have this... stuff that bounces around in my head & I have to do something with it... so here it is. My thoughts uncensored, to be fair you've been warned. ^_~!
These are the confessions of a part-time vegan, former pastry chef, and a full time epicurean.
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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

2 hours ago | J | 515,890 notes
bazook:

pinkypyro:

kevinsanoposts:

Six hundred goddamn AD

Six hundred. Goddamn AD.

This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.

bazook:

pinkypyro:

kevinsanoposts:

Six hundred goddamn AD

Six hundred. Goddamn AD.

This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.

5 hours ago | J | 661,282 notes
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starrysleeper:

This is 49 minutes of Noel Coward speaking. This is how Chris Colfer is going to be speaking during the movie. YOU ARE WELCOME.

8 hours ago | J | 235 notes

kirkstarfleet:

doctorenterprise:

the-vashta-natasha:

kayla-roronora13:

areyefantastical:

torchwood1701:

doctorenterprise:

prettyoods:

cozyoswin:

ichabads:

SPACE

THE FINAL FRONTIER

THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE

ITS FIVE YEAR MISSION

TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS

TO SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS 

TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE

[AGGRESSIVELY HUMS THEME TUNE]

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tenthprincess:

lescheveuxoranges:

adrien-gromelle:

Busted from Adrien on Vimeo (with the sound).


Fan art animation I did for fun and for free as a tribute to Aladdin & Tangled.

My dear Adrien has finally finished his short animation! Go and see it! It’s beautiful!

8 hours ago | J | 6,069 notes

succeeding:

my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard

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o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER

o-my-boys:

10 hours ago | J | 107,982 notes
Honestly if you don't support the ideals of Dashcon you don't deserve to be allowed a Tumblr in my opinion

Anonymous

queensamwise:

10 hours ago | J | 10,981 notes

New Maleficent figure from Sideshow Collectibles (x)

*grabby hands*

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kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

Easter Egg Cameo: Excedrine and h2o the morning after.

10 hours ago | J | 249,581 notes
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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

staingirl:

stormxpadme:

The full The Avengers Gag Reel (blu ray cut) for your pleasure.

Need this on my dash again.

This was legit funny as hell!
COULSON!
I WILL AVENGE YOU!
I WILL GET THE AVENGERS!
COULSON!

10 hours ago | J | 40,009 notes

asterie-chant-d-oiseau:

Happy 25th birthday, Daniel Jacob Radcliffe! (July 23, 1989)

9 days older than me :)

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ohnotom:

When a 19 year old film is still 100% accurate.

10 hours ago | J | 20,087 notes